Where In The Hell Is The Real Tiger Woods
Saturday, February 26, 2011 at 10:18AM Joe Simmons 
Everyone wants Tiger Woods to be a better man, but everyone wants Tiger the Champion to come back. Tiger Woods has lost his swag because he is not himself. Problems aside, Tiger Woods is was great because of force of invincibility. Tiger Woods was great because he was greedy. If he wanted something, he took it and he didn’t worry about the consequences. Whether it was women, cars, property, or golf tournaments, Tiger could flip a switch and go get anything he wanted and make it happen.
Since his incident he is trying to be something that he is not. You don’t have to be a great person to be a mega star. Everyone wants you to be something that you are not. Be you. That is what made you different. Your cloak of invincibility has been torn and you are acting like a mark now. I need to see that look again. That look that says I am Tiger Woods and the world is mine.
Forget all this smiling and happy go lucky junk on the golf course. You are not Phil Mickelson, You are not Arnold Palmer, that was what they did. It is in their personality. You were better because you were different. You smiled on the inside as you were kicking the mess out of your competition. I need to see you tuned in. Forget talking to your competition, he is the enemy for 18 holes, you guys can chat it up at the end of a round.
A friendly Tiger is the same as a pussy cat, you may as well change your name to Kitty or Tom or something. You have to do better. I haven’t seen that US Open final putt focus since you returned. You don’t need a swing coach; you know how to swing the golf club. What you need is a smack in the face. Wake up. You are Tiger Woods. You are a womanizing, man whore, who enjoys what life has to offer. There is nothing wrong with that. Does that make me morally wrong?? Maybe it does but it is what it is. You have to be what you are.
When you make a big putt give me a fist pump. When you hit it down the middle give me a big club twirl. When you hit it close give Steve a messed up high five. Do all the things that made you great. If you need a mistress before your round every tournament then do you Tiger but you need to find yourself. Your swing isn’t missing; it’s the person in the mirror that is fraudulent. Stop trying to please everyone else and go back to pleasing yourself.
Stay Breezy ~ I’m Out!
Reader Comments (12)
Man... You nailed it. He is so busy trying to please everyone, he forgot who he was.
COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!!! Tiger needs to get back to gettin his freak on and get his arrogance back
This might just be the realest article ever written about Tiger Woods. Damn I hope he reads it.
I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT SINCE "WHITE-GIRL-GATE"!!!
WHETHER YOUR TIGER, BRETT FARVE, ROGER CLEMONS, LAWRENCE TAYLOR OR MICHAEL JORDAN...YOU'VE GOT TO BE THAT ALPHA MALE ON AND OFF THE COURT. THERE IS NO ON-OFF SWITCH.
YEAH, BE CORDIAL FOR THE INTERVIEWS AND IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS, BUT IN BETWEEN THE LINES AND THE SHEETS...TAKE IT FROM EM'!!!
I'M OUT
Well said! Heck with being liked/ like everybody else. Kick butt! Get that chip on your shoulder!
You need to send this to Tiger,when your home be the best dad, when your playing golf be bad like you used too. Be the bad ass, want to be nice do it after the game .the way you used to . Go visit your lady friends ,we don't care if thats what it will take for you to play like the old you gooo! do it.Just bring back the tiger we all want to see out there wining again and like to watch.
It about time someone tell Tiger Woods to wake up,beat himself up, and quit felling sorry about the pass .Tiger walk on the course with his face showing the look of dishornor ,disgrace. and guilty conscious and his mine not on playing golf that he needs to just play golf, whatever he does will not change the way the people haters him fell. The the majority of White Americans who love golf hated Tiger before the news of women and after the scandal just increase the haters of all type races but mainly White who willnot it go.ITs the same commanndment that many married men of all races has broken once or multiple times and will continue break on a daily basis.There have been other great AFRO Americans in golf history but reach the heights of Tiger with 10 Major only behind the great Jack Nicklaus with 14 and over a decade plus before he reach the Senior Tour to set a new standard.
well said, Tiger need to forget what they may think about him. He can't change the haters, so he need to get back to playing like he knows how to play. To hell with what people think. Get out there and kick butt.
Whites can not stand to see no one have anything besides themselves so they can not wait to see a sucessfull persson like Tiger Woods do something wrong,Once he that mistake they use the media to keep it alive.Every time the white media even though the stroy wrtten by a black report his white controlls the stroy so they will mention what Tiger did wrong each time they release a publication with pictures of the women.You luck to see a story on some white a few time before they stop writing about.They have to mention Tiger and the scandal in every golf story even if he not playing.
The Honda Classic has the World Golf Rank 2. Westwood 3. Donald 4. McDowell 8.McIlroy 10.Kuchar in the tournament all are havimg a bad touranment below Even going into the final round. But there were very little press if any mention about these men but they made sure they showed the picture of the Tiger Babes next to the story. If Tiger was playing no matter the condition of the course it would be big news regardless how he played with the Babes, They made Westwood number then he couldn't hold on to it and now they refuse to write about him. That just like Phil, But screw Tiger
The Honda Classic had 5 of the World Top 10 Rank Players participating in their tournament. Lee Westwood #2 shot at 4 Over Par to finish tie for 29th place. Luke Donald #3 shot a 1 under par to finish tied for 10th place. Graeme McDowell #3 shot a 2under par to finish tied for 6th place. Rory McIlroy #8 shot a 16 over par to finish tied for 70th place. Matt Kuchar # 10 shot a over par to finish tie for 17th place.Fi1st thru 5th place were won by these single golfers and their scores with no ties Rory Sabbatini -9, Y. E. Yang -8, Jerry Kelly -7, Ricky Barnes -4 and Tommy Gainey -3 under par. The sports writers should plenty to write about and real fans to chat online with such elite group of the top 10 having a difficult tournament especially the 1st 3 rounds and even on the final day with Donald and McDowell managing to make a top 10 finish with amateur scores. It was no Surprise either had very little to say about the superstars online.FOX News kept their comments to low keyed but they displayed women they call Tiger Tale you can click on for a recap of women claiming to had affairs and etc,, as the fan they are mostly racism Tiger haters belittled him and his dead father .Tiger plays this upcoming Thursday you should follow FOX Sports and set them straight they seem to have their own club. Check out these two headlines during the Honda, Westwood: Only a fool would doubt Tiger Updated Mar 3, 2011 3:29 PM ET Nicklaus says Woods' slump wills end Updated Mar 2, 2011 6:14 PM ET.The rest of coverage is a about the leaders and they don’t care from them so they stick to just a couple unless it about Tiger then there is 1o or more pages every day,Hope Tiger ready to kick some golfer behind Thursday.
Whites can not stand to see no one have anything besides themselves so they can not wait to see a sucessfull persson like Tiger Woods do something wrong
Is this guy serious who wrote that? Dude, do you understand that 80% of the viewing audience of Golf is white? When Tiger isnt playing 60% of the audience does not tune in. Your just mad because you probably cant break 120, great article!