Everyone wants Tiger Woods to be a better man, but everyone wants Tiger the Champion to come back. Tiger Woods has lost his swag because he is not himself. Problems aside, Tiger Woods is was great because of force of invincibility. Tiger Woods was great because he was greedy. If he wanted something, he took it and he didn’t worry about the consequences. Whether it was women, cars, property, or golf tournaments, Tiger could flip a switch and go get anything he wanted and make it happen.
Since his incident he is trying to be something that he is not. You don’t have to be a great person to be a mega star. Everyone wants you to be something that you are not. Be you. That is what made you different. Your cloak of invincibility has been torn and you are acting like a mark now. I need to see that look again. That look that says I am Tiger Woods and the world is mine.
Forget all this smiling and happy go lucky junk on the golf course. You are not Phil Mickelson, You are not Arnold Palmer, that was what they did. It is in their personality. You were better because you were different. You smiled on the inside as you were kicking the mess out of your competition. I need to see you tuned in. Forget talking to your competition, he is the enemy for 18 holes, you guys can chat it up at the end of a round.
A friendly Tiger is the same as a pussy cat, you may as well change your name to Kitty or Tom or something. You have to do better. I haven’t seen that US Open final putt focus since you returned. You don’t need a swing coach; you know how to swing the golf club. What you need is a smack in the face. Wake up. You are Tiger Woods. You are a womanizing, man whore, who enjoys what life has to offer. There is nothing wrong with that. Does that make me morally wrong?? Maybe it does but it is what it is. You have to be what you are.
When you make a big putt give me a fist pump. When you hit it down the middle give me a big club twirl. When you hit it close give Steve a messed up high five. Do all the things that made you great. If you need a mistress before your round every tournament then do you Tiger but you need to find yourself. Your swing isn’t missing; it’s the person in the mirror that is fraudulent. Stop trying to please everyone else and go back to pleasing yourself.
Stay Breezy ~ I’m Out!